I realize that some of you know of my affinity for the Chuck Norris facts often gracing trade chat. My reason? I grew up watching "The Octagon" and other movies featuring him. Moreover and more importantly, I think they're downright hilarious.

Therefore, without further adieu, I'll share some of my favs with you:

1. Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

2. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

3. Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

5. When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”





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Killa is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Whose Chuck Norris?

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You can stop the tears but you can't stop time. You can dull the pain but it never goes away.


~Verty~

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Killa is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your Chuck Norris. There's only one.

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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

Albert Einstein

"The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die."

CHUCK PALAHNIUK

Is it an actor I take it? I don't many actors... I know Josh showed me his pics one time but they didn't ring any bells... I know from trade chat and other refrences that he's suppose to be like some elite person... but yea I have no idea who he is. lol

Sorry

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You can stop the tears but you can't stop time. You can dull the pain but it never goes away.


~Verty~

He is/was a big time martial artist/action star back in the 80s had a few hit movies and was the star of the show Walker, Texas Ranger. Maybe he was a little before your time youngster.

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“Simplicity is the key to brilliance”-Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris is regarded as one of the baddest Mofo's on the planet because he was Bruce Lee's direct understudy and in theory he was the only person on the planet who could possibly beat Bruce Lee because he was bigger and stronger with the same training.

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I like Boobs..

now that i didnt know... interesting.

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when you dance with the fireshiv, the fireshiv dont change.. the fireshiv changes you

It's possible, but Bruce beat the crap out of Chucky in the films. I don't really think Chuck could ever hope to achieve the speed and power that Bruce had.

Bruce Lee rules!!

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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

Albert Einstein

"The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die."

CHUCK PALAHNIUK

*stares blankly*

lol ok. Well all interesting facts none-the-less. I asked Josh once back a long time ago and he got so flustered over the fact I didn't know who he was, his explanation was kinda... confusing.

Wasn't there another kung-fu guy? Bruce lee and .... yea I'm tired and can't think of it. Bruce Willis keeps popping in my head and I don't think thats right at all.. lol


JACKIE... something... oh screw it lol

ty for the info anyways The most and jokes are much more amusing to me now.

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You can stop the tears but you can't stop time. You can dull the pain but it never goes away.


~Verty~

Jackie Chan.

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“Simplicity is the key to brilliance”-Bruce Lee

LMAO Jackie Chan wow

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I like Boobs..

Bruce beat up on Chuck in the movies cause they was Bruces movies, but put Bruce in Delta Force and chuck woulda blew him up with a rocket launcher lol.

I agree bruce would probably beet chuck in a real fight just because of speed I bet Chuck would have edged him in strength tho.

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I like Boobs..

People seem to forget that Bruce invented the style of martial art that he taught his students (it's called Jeet-Kun-Do). You just can't fuck with that. Besides the fact that Bruce was faster, smarter, and more powerful than Chuck ever could dream of being.

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“Simplicity is the key to brilliance”-Bruce Lee

SACRILEGE!

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Killa is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

No way man, you know it's true. How can you be Buddhist and not be on Bruce's side. Bruce will strike you down while your walking to your car today. MWAHAHAHAHA

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“Simplicity is the key to brilliance”-Bruce Lee

LMAO! Dude, I needed a good laugh due to an otherwise terrible day (work-wise). However, I must say, being a Buddhist does not necessarily make me a Bruce Lee card-carrying fan club member.

In fact, Norris could take Lee with both legs in casts, both arms tied behind his back, and whilst in a coma. Top that, for the gauntlet has been thrown...






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Killa is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Yes, but, as evidenced by his acting skills, will Chuck EVER get out of the coma?

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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

Albert Einstein

"The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die."

CHUCK PALAHNIUK

OH SNAP!! its a Bruce Lee Chuck Norris fantasy fight fest!

I want a good clean fight to the death! NOW LETS GET IT ON!!

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when you dance with the fireshiv, the fireshiv dont change.. the fireshiv changes you

In response to first part: Anything to help bud

In response to part two: ARE YOU HIGH??? there's no way Chuck could beat Bruce. Ever. Unless he went and dug him up and slapped his face a few times.




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“Simplicity is the key to brilliance”-Bruce Lee