I have no friends. If you see me clapping it's because I just said something really awesome and am high-fiveing myself.

When it comes to hard work, I'm always willing to go that extra mile to avoid it.

I'll bet Americas favorite dessert is actually another cheeseburger.

Saying "with all due respect" lends gravitas to the massive pile of disrespect you're about to lay down.

If I died and went straight to hell it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

A new study shows that most men die before their wives simply because "they want to".

40% of the population struggles with math. The other 70% of us don't have a problem with it.

Canadians are so ugly when the Vikings showed up they only pillaged.

If the Olympics teach us anything, it's that doing your best sometimes isn't enough.

If party equals "going to bed" and off the hook means "early tonight", then yes, this party is off the hook.

Apparently the five second rule doesn't apply when you drop a baby.

Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards!

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“Simplicity is the key to brilliance”-Bruce Lee

I was looking for the "Like" button but then I realized I wasn't on Facebook anymore :p

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You know your addicted to WoW if when the Microwave goes "DING!" and you say Grats

lol Div!

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Killa is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You know what sucks? When you type something into google only to find a link to yahoo Q and A. So you click on the yahoo Q&A link and to find that only one person has answered the question, and that answer is something completely useless like "penis" or "poop"

Whoa when did penis become useless????

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I like Boobs..

when you're either married or over 35? hehe

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when you dance with the fireshiv, the fireshiv dont change.. the fireshiv changes you

Wait, wut? I must respectfully disagree Shiv, as I am both married and over 35.

Let's just say, EVERYTHING'S in good working order here.

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Killa is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

"We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves."
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Penis better *not* go useless over 35!!!

*edit*
I swear I didn't post this during our Raid Mon.... :-)

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You can stop the tears but you can't stop time. You can dull the pain but it never goes away.


~Verty~

Killa, just what i heard man hehe and Verty... dont you mean better not??

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when you dance with the fireshiv, the fireshiv dont change.. the fireshiv changes you